Someone who farts on the grandmother
Why you being a clay
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A person who loves themself beyond all reason.
Clays always have 10+ types of cologne
Clays always have 5+ "model" pictures of themselves on their phone
Clays THINK they can get any girl
Clays always have blonde hair
Clays always wear collared preppy shirts
Clays die if not allowed to gel their hair for any length of time
Clays never reach puberty
Clays are short
Clays are scared shitless when they see colored people
Clays roll up their windows when driving through poor neighborhoods
Wow stop looking at yourself in the mirror you clay
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When its possible to get physically hurt that's Clay, also a genuine guy till he fucks your wife because she felt sorry for him. He can also be defined as a man with small gentiles that shows off a lifted truck.
Did you see Clay wrecked his truck, after your wrecking your wife because she leaked dick pics with the 😂 emoji.
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That bitch ass who rolled his big ol’ truck. He vapes and he’ll clap your shit quicker than he claps his ass cheeks
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a sexy surfer dude who has blonde hair and slightly looks asian, even though he is white. Sometimes he even humps his own brother! and dog ... and aubrey his teacher.... but still smokin hot !
Jade: HOLY F***!!! that surfer guy is sexy!!!
Sara: oh i know, he's such a CLAY!
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A Chef-Tastic guy with a stellar taste in music. His favorite food is leaves off of random trees but has dabbled in Elmer’s Glue. He has a dark sense of humor that many can appreciate. All around a good friend and tubular boyfriend.
Clay-Have you seen Chef, by uhhh Jon Favreau? It’s a good movie and you should watch it.
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