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healthy, wealthy, and wise

A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)

Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!

by QuacksO February 23, 2017


healthy

the word people use to have people think they are eating wisely or have people think they are exersizing when they get home. mainly the description of most obese people

yeah i'm so healthy i totally went to the gym last night

by lolbbbyg April 3, 2017


Healthy

a way better way of saying something is cool or sick

yo that tie-dye bomber jacket is healthy

by macdaddymains March 23, 2021


Healthy

the ability of staying alive

wow your healthy

by Something051 February 18, 2020


Healthy

Slang for something good, great, awesome or amazing.

Bro I so much fun last night, it got so healthy.

by Garrett Brown April 25, 2019


getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017


healthy medium

Kayla and shea

Kayla and shea are healthy medium

by huntfish November 9, 2015