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Put the Kettle On

To prepare for sexual intercourse.

"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."

by Anonymous467 June 22, 2012

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Put the kettle on

to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)

A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!

by janeofalltrades January 3, 2021

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Put kettl' on

Slang English for Make a cup of tea.

"Put kettl' on!"

by LikesAGoodCuppaTea September 29, 2016

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