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noun (usually used ironically)
Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.
Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
“In today’s news, Donald Trump said something racist.”
“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”
“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
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A term that has grown from political correctness into a mehod to make the 'old lame' into 'new and cool'.
Grampa: I am so old!
Grandson: Come on, Gramps. 80 is the new 60.
Grampa: I wear a diaper and I'm blind!
Grandson: Ya' look great, though.
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when one trend has surpased another.
Didn't you hear? Gray is the new black
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Nipple Erection Without Stimulation. See NHO
Dude... its cold outside. That chick has NEWS.
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an unknowing novice about a different concept.
"It's a new fashion trend mom. You don't know anything. You're so new."
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any word in a sentence whether it be adjective, noun, verb, or adverb
That new guy is so new, his newness reminds me of the newly washed new i was newing at earlier.
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a Chinese internet slang equivalent to "嗦我的牛牛" (as a close homophone) meaning "suck my d*ck"
- Can you sword new new.
- Show show way!
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