baldspot

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. It means bad or uncool.

That guys new girlfriend is so baldspot looking!

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Baldspotting

Attempting to determine whether or not a woman has shaved herself bald by staring at her camel-toe.

Joe: Hey, I was doing some baldspotting at the yoga party yesterday

Mike: What?

Joe: Yeah, you know, checking to see if any of those chicks were bald under their yoga pants

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Baldspots

An empty patch of hair on a fore head or upper skull.

The Miller's daughter, Michelle, has many baldspots on her head and frankly it is disgusting.

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