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The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.
"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"
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To be bludgeoned with a blunt object, particularly a hammer/mallet, esepcially in the face.
His face was kind of smushed in and bloody, so I guess he got hammered last night.
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To go through the fabric of the universe while banging your head with both arms raised in fists (preferrably the other holding the largest beer available and the other a bottle of cheap wine, also cigarette). Weed is an excellent addition to the this holy state of mind.
While pulling down an invisible train horn with your hawk flexing Hammered.
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when a girl is really ugly, or just looks terrible.
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A word used to describe an action of misfortune.
1. Alex: Dicky boned some rankslut
James: Hammered
2. Alex: The cops just busted my ass for feltching in public
James: Hammered
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(Females Only) When you are so drunk that you get a bloody nose for half an hour, and then wake up so horny you give the first guy you see a blowjob for 45 minutes
Man I L O V E it when the girls get hammered at after-prom
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1. one who is incredibly intoxicated.
2. something you did that was stupid
He's so hammered he can't walk straight.
"I wasn't paying attention and walked straight into that pillar"
"you're hammered!"
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