Something Productive

What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary.
Get a life.

You: Sitting On A Chair.

Something Productive: Getting Off Your Ass.

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Do Something Productive with Your Bowels

Something you say when you want someone or something to go to the bathroom.

Dog, do something productive with your bowels.

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