Have you seen Twilight?

the newest pick-up line or conversation starter

(awkward silence)
"So, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah! I love that movie!"

"Hey baby, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah, you wanna be my Edward Cullen?"

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unretweeted love

this occurs when someone follows another's twitter account religiously and the other person does not follow them, or even know he/she exists

"I freak out if I don't read every single one of @taylorswift13's tweets. I am completely obsessed."
"Does she follow you?"
"Um...well...no."
"Ah, I see. Another depressing case of unretweeted love."