boast

Burnt toast, to boast is to burn your toast or be presented with burnt toast by another.

Dude: Hey man thats some burnt toast

Brian Badonde: BOOOO Boast!!!

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awkasaurus rex

General manly behaviour that is so awkward even dinosaurs would sideways cat you for behaving this way.

In other words like awkward turtle.. But manlier.

Guy: Check out his dance moves, so awks
brohemo: he's doing the awkasaurus rex
random lady: ain't nobody got time for that