I agree

On the internet, the two magic gateway words to porn.

Clicking a button or link that says "I agree" will let you enter a porn website under whatever conditions that you have "agreed" to (e.g. you are 18 or older).

It is supposed to be a deterrent to prevent minors from accessing pornography, often using scary-sounding words like "attest" and "perjury". But, like in the example below, it's rarely effective.

Mistress Victoria's Totally Kinky Bondage Site: "By clicking 'I agree' below, you hereby attest under penalty of perjury that you are at least 18 years of age or older, or that you are of the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and that pornography is legal in your area, and that you are not offended by hot kinky femdom porn, and that it is not considered obscene in your area, and that ...

16-year-old: "Yeah, yeah whatever. So if I click 'I agree' I get in right? Sweet!..." (Clicks on button)

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I agree

Totally pinpointing the ultimate truth, hands down without a doubt!

......Opposite of (right right,I hear ya, serious? oh damn, for real dog? )

Jesse: Jaime's gay!!!

Joe: I AGREE!!!!

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oh i agree

1. a sarcastic, uninterested answer.
2. an answer, displaying strong agreeance.

first used by guildwars players from the teh moabirdz{Moa} guild.

A: "dude, you suck ballzsz!2@!`1!!!"
B: "oh i agree"

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I agree with Nick

A phrase first used on the United Kingdom's first televised election debate of 2010. It was widely used by the two other main party leaders to signify agreement with the leader of the Liberal Democrats (Nick Clegg) who became very popular after the debate because of his good manner and sensible policies.

Can be used when asked for an opinion that you cannot give because of a lack of knowledge and interest on a subject. The majority of the time, this use will be non-nonsensical.

George: Fuckin hell, did you see the election last night? wasn't that a load of bullshit... you recon the Tories will allow the Lib Dem's political reform if they team up in a hung parliament?

Lennie: Ummm... I agree with nick?

George: shut up Lennie you retard!

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I agree... I'm Green

If you dont want to say I agree cuz you feel better than other ppl.

Kanye East: "I don't feel good about this sir"

Kanye North: "I agree... I'm green"

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I Agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.

A complete agreement.

“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
“TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”

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Let's go Brandon, I agree

Either somebody agreeing with the statement 'let's go Brandon' which means fuck Joe Biden, or, as it's preferred option, Joe Biden agreeing that he is a fucking moron and needs to go.

1.
John: Let's go Brandon
Bill: Let's go Brandon, I agree

2.
Phone caller (jokingly): have a merry Christmas, and um, let's go Brandon! * laughs
Slow Joe Biden (not realizing what just happened): Let's go Brandon, I agree

3.
Smart person: Joe, you suck!
Joe Biden: I suck, I agree

4.
Republican: Fuck Joe Biden
Barely there Biden: Fuck Joe Biden, I agree! Now where the hell am I again?

5. the fact that Sleepy Joe Biden said 'Let's go Brandon, I agree' is fucking hilarious and truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

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