A potato

Flew around my room

A potato flew around my room

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A potato

The greatest girlfriend you could ever have. Usually associated with the name Alayna. A potato is cute, a funny person with a great personality. 😊

Alayna is a potato. She is just great and i am so happy to have her in my life

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Potato Potato

Same meaning as Potato Potahto, but used when texting to save time and energy of spelling out Potahto.

From the "What's that Word" podcast...Bald men, redheaded men; Potato Potato.

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Potato, potato

The expression means: "Whatever!", with an ironic tone.

Phoebe: Even if the break up again, you better not let him in your sad men's club.
Ross: Divorced men's club.
Phoebe: Potato, potato

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Potatoism

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

potato

it is the meaning of life

potato is my way of living

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potatoism

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN

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