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The subtle art of arranging for two people to meet at the same place in the hope that they will begin a romantic relationship.
"So, I hear they're having a Picasso exhibition at the Art Gallery" - John
"OMG! I MUST GO!" - Sandra
"So, I hear there's gonna be a bunch of naked women paintings at the Art Gallery" - John
"OMG! I MUST GO!" - Chris
"Lolz, I am arranging them." - John
To give oral sex. Can be done M to M, F to M, F to F, or M to F
"dang homie dizzle, come over here so i can arrange your weenie."
"thats right, biatch. arrange me."
Lisa:"oh i love it when you arrange raul"
Raul:"You're welcome baby cakes."
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To give oral sex. Can be done M to M, F to M, F to F, or M to F
"dang homie dizzle, come over here so i can arrange your weenie."
"thats right, biatch. arrange me."
Lisa:"oh i love it when you arrange raul"
Raul:"You're welcome baby cakes."
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Arrangements are made when you don't have the cash flow to pay your bill(s) on time and are at risk of being shut off at some point in the near future. Arrangments can be set up as a one time payment or as a series of payments over a set period of time.
e.g. My cable was going to get shut off but I called the cable company and made arrangements to pay my bill next week.
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A preemptive plan in which a closet gay purposely marries a woman in order to create a veil of heterosexuality. In well-planned arrangements, the wife of the closet gay is well aware of her husband's sexual needs and satisfies her own accordingly as the husband does the same, all in secret. Arrangements are prompted by familial, religious, or cultural pressures that look down on homosexuality. See wonky.
Note: marriages in which men come out of the closet and separate from their wives are NOT arrangements.
Jay: Bro, I think my parents are going to find out I'm gay and disown me.
Rob: No, dude! You can be happy in the closet and keep your parents in the dark. Just get an arrangement with that skank Jessica!
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arranging a woman's labia like the petals of a flower; adding the hand of Man to Nature's beauty
Lover 1: Was there, for you, any special moment last night?
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.
The pleasurable and highly erotic act of female masturbation.
Sonja: Where did Mary go? Has she been in her room all afternoon? Does she have a test to study for?
Carla: No. She's in there Arranging the Drapes.
Sonja: Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm that's hawt! I think I will go Paddle the Canoe myself. She ya about 30.
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